ratsofftoya:

Congrats to my wife for giving birth to our 3rd son, Miller Lite. Wasn’t able to be by her side as I’m attending a Meatloaf tribute band concert

(via radicalbitch)

chantosakura:

rotking:

lisa-lisa-sensei:

rotking:

boom click the sound of my dick

when I masturbate it sounds like a microwave door slamming rapidly over and over so this post is a mood

THE BEAT GOES ON AND ON AND ON AND ON

(via spork)

12b6:

there are people who could easily date me and are not doing so, how fucking rude

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

ppolkadotty:

smelly-cat-its-not-ur-fault:

ok but the most random fuck you from the harry potter movies was professor flitwick’s completely unexplained radical makeover overnight

Someone nominated him for Queer Eye

(via shrekbian)

kin-bot:

me: *sees a fat cat*

me, in tears: you are so fucking big i love you…

(via thebestoftumbling)